Best acting ever.

The original Sexy Witch costume.

Thanks Amazon!

Thanks Amazon!

"Fury" alternate ending revealed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TUH37nKvBk

Anybody want to explain to Marineland the difference between a whale tank and a fucking clown car?

More evidence suggesting the existence of Stevie legs.

More evidence suggesting the existence of Stevie legs.

'IN THE HEART OF THE SEA' IS NOT A FUCKING REMAKE OF MOBY-DICK

It’s based on an event that happened 30 years before Herman Melville wrote Moby-Dick.

Get with it, people.

Another B&W “edit”.

Another B&W “edit”.

Seriously starting to wish there was some way to permanently brain bleach that woman cradling her charred baby in Threads from my memory.

So apparently you can spend the first 10 minutes of Alien: Isolation walking around the ship with a strip of white surgical tape over your nipples, and no one will say anything about it.

Hey, gimme a hug.

Hey, gimme a hug.

Alien: Isolation Pro Tip

Sneak up behind an alien, strangle him with your fiber wire, take his exoskeleton, and drag his body into the nearest vent so the other aliens won’t find it. Then you can walk into the Space Jockey’s ship without being noticed, pop a cap in the Queen’s head when she’s practicing violin, and escape in the APC.

Dr. Linstrom: Now the reason for this is rather technical, Carol, but to give you a simplified layman’s explanation: it might be explained that since the heart is made up of a single cell…
Tom Servo: WHAT?

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