My Haynes Soyuz “Owners’ Workshop Manual” came in the other day, so enjoy these crappy preview pics I took of it.

I somehow managed to buy a used copy of this yesterday for only $42. Which means I’m either stupendously lucky, or book is covered in dog shit and the seller was too embarrassed to tell me.

I somehow managed to buy a used copy of this yesterday for only $42. Which means I’m either stupendously lucky, or book is covered in dog shit and the seller was too embarrassed to tell me.

Sex machine

Sex machine

I’M INTERFACED!

Might as well just tag everything #tw, because I’m sure a picture of someone’s grandmother eating a bowl of vanilla ice cream would horribly offend and/or momentarily traumatize at least 5-10% of the human population at this point.

I have located the secret Nickelodeon Gak reserves.

I have located the secret Nickelodeon Gak reserves.

Invasion of the Neptune Men final aerial battle, uncut, unriffed.

You’re welcome

Shamu doesn’t “rock”

He’s not even a real whale.

He’s just a creation of our own human stupidity.

behind-the-aquarium-glass:

I’ve seen some stupid pro-caps comments on different websites, but that’s (under photo of Ulises) actually killed me. “Let’s keep the goddamn whales in marine parks because they have pecs and dorsals and other stuff, and marine parks always have ability to inseminate females when they want to get more of these pecs, dorsals, etc.!”What the hell.

Kinda hard for me to stay neutral in the whole captivity debate when this is the sort of intellectual firepower the Pro side displays on a daily basis.

behind-the-aquarium-glass:

I’ve seen some stupid pro-caps comments on different websites, but that’s (under photo of Ulises) actually killed me. “Let’s keep the goddamn whales in marine parks because they have pecs and dorsals and other stuff, and marine parks always have ability to inseminate females when they want to get more of these pecs, dorsals, etc.!”
What the hell.

Kinda hard for me to stay neutral in the whole captivity debate when this is the sort of intellectual firepower the Pro side displays on a daily basis.

Now I’m turning on…my invisible electromagnetic ray screen…which forms a protective shield over our faces.

Was Warrior of the Lost World's audio recorded inside of a coffee can inside of a sewage pipe inside of a cave?

Rough sex hair.

Rough sex hair.

Wait a minute…all the gummy mints have Colitis?

Wow, people are incredibly butthurt about a 48-year old business having to adjust it’s business model because the public at large doesn’t have the same attitude about using animals for entertainment that they did in the 1960s.