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alexkingstons:

Can we please get something straight? Fleetwood Mac is not Buckingham Nicks. Fleetwood Mac has never been Buckingham Nicks, and it does not revolve around Stevie and Lindsey.

If you’re sat around complaining about how On With the Show is “The Christine McVie Show” and you want your money back or…

FUCK YEAH.

Ya’know, even the movie The Fog didn’t have this much fog.

Ya’know, even the movie The Fog didn’t have this much fog.

I know it’s got a honking big watermark but whatever.

I know it’s got a honking big watermark but whatever.

I’m really starting to think that Space Travelers doesn’t really work all that well as an MST3K episode. The actual movie isn’t really THAT bad. Granted, it’s incredibly dry and dated, the suspense isn’t handled very well, and Gene Hackman practically has a giant on/off switch, but it’s vaguely compelling in a 60s police procedural kinda way. It doesn’t help much that an entire hour was cut from Marooned to create Space Travelers, and everyone at BBI  seems to be stretching to find anything worth riffing on, except for Gregory Peck’s voice and the nonexistent soundtrack.

1980: Richard Dashut discovers irrefutable evidence of the existence of Stevie Nicks’ legs. He keeps them secret for 34 years to prevent a global panic.

1980: Richard Dashut discovers irrefutable evidence of the existence of Stevie Nicks’ legs. He keeps them secret for 34 years to prevent a global panic.

Did You Know…

In Saudi Arabia, it is still illegal for a woman to rain fiery death on Islamic extremists from her F-15 without obtaining permission from her husband.

I feel the need to post this again…

Anti-Cap: (Posts video showing a captive Orca behaving abnormally)
Pro-Cap: “You can’t base everything you know on something you saw in Blackfish!”

Anti-Cap: (Quotes lengthy passages from a peer-reviewed scientific paper)
Pro-Cap: “You can’t base everything you know on something you saw in Blackfish!”

Anti-Cap: (Produces a damning list of examples, including photos and videos, of pregnant females being made to perform)
Pro-Cap: “You can’t base everything you know on something you saw in Blackfish!”

Anti-Cap: (Creates a detailed study giving examples of how SeaWorld distorts scientific information)
Pro-Cap: “You can’t base everything you know on something you saw in Blackfish!”

Anti-Cap: (Repeats something word-for-word that was actually said in Blackfish)
Pro-Cap: “You can’t base everything you know on something you saw in Free Willy!”

How about a nice cup of a freeze-dried, re-hydrated shut the fuck up, HAL?

How about a nice cup of a freeze-dried, re-hydrated shut the fuck up, HAL?

This made me laugh way more than it should have.

This made me laugh way more than it should have.

You probably shouldn’t own a classic car if your idea of vehicular maintenance boils down to “pop the hood and slam down on the gas until something happens.”

Bringing sexy back.

I’m really disappointed in this book so far.
Haynes is losing me this year.

I’m really disappointed in this book so far.

Haynes is losing me this year.

WHUT

WHUT

(Source: talenthouse.com)