Crow T Robot: Social Justice Warrior

"And after I’ve killed the REAL Carrie Fisher, that’s when I’ll start collecting all of her Star Wars royalties! Muhahahaha!”

"And after I’ve killed the REAL Carrie Fisher, that’s when I’ll start collecting all of her Star Wars royalties! Muhahahaha!”

Hot Mess

Hot Mess

Totally sincere, not creepy.

Totally sincere, not creepy.

Hot Space-Food-Sipping Action.

Hot Space-Food-Sipping Action.

Strawberry Blonde by Estethia on Flickr.
Damn I love 40s style.

Strawberry Blonde by Estethia on Flickr.

Damn I love 40s style.

Prince of Space…Mutiny

The Phantom of Kalgon’s floor buffer doesn’t work against Prince of Hardcheese’s PowerBars.

Stevie holding a stuffed…something.

Stevie holding a stuffed…something.

This really…”bites.”

This really…”bites.”

Okay, so if the cameras used to film “Manos” could only hold 32 seconds of film at a time, what’s with that minute-long continuous shot of Torgo dragging Mike’s unconscious body over to the pole?

Yeah, I’m sure blasting Tilikum to pieces with a 50 caliber machine gun the next time he gets aggressive would do wonders for SeaWorld’s PR machine.

It’s just a flesh wound!

It’s just a flesh wound!

Stevie’s lower lip seriously needs to have a previously undiscovered species named after it or something.

Stevie’s lower lip seriously needs to have a previously undiscovered species named after it or something.